ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

(via sniffing)

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

(via dont-you-dare-bitch)

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(via astound)

legalmexican:

thinking about college makes my head hurt 

(via sorry)

22 hours ago

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via hotboyproblems)

livdash:

"I just wanna get to know you" the thing is I’m trying to get to know ‘me’ too so bottom line is you’ve just gotta wait

(via livdash)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via tardis-or-broomstick)

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

(via fake-mermaid)

22 hours ago

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

(via fuglyselfie)

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via fuglyselfie)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via happiest)